Going retro, going Euro

I'm going retro: beer at lunch. It's not the antioxidants in redwine that makes 'em live longer, it's the fact that booze mellows 'em out. Stress kills. Alcohol kills stress. At least for the time being. And that's all that matters. Relax. Whose puritan idea was it anyway to sack the lunchtime drink? Who said take that bottle of bourbon out from under the writing desk and put in a plastic bottle of H2O? Plastic kills. And I'm ready to get on with my day.