Stroke My Erect Ear Tufts

I've been spending quite a bit of time in Yosemite lately and man, you just gotta love that climbers' sense of humor. Here's an utterly incomplete list of route names in Yosemite: Dressed to Kill, Color Me Gone, 666, Short but Thick, Bachar's Ring Job, Health Insurance, Pussy Whipped, Satanic Mechanic, Sherrie's Crack, A Boy and His Knob, Pink Banana, The Gerbil Launcher, Sloppy Seconds, Mongolian Clusterfuck, Shit on a Shingle, Champagne on Ice, Renus Wrinkle, The Buttocks, The Girl Next Door, Aqua Vulva, Bulging Puke, Jesus Built My Hotrod, Realm of the Flying Monkeys and - my favorite so far - Stroke My Erect Ear Tufts.