Wednesday, December 28, 2005

Death by Corkage

Ah jeez, how could I forget. The Buenos Aires Herald reported on Monday that a total of 49 people received medical treatment for "accidents with fireworks or bottle corks" during last weekend's Christmas Eve celebrations. Which really isn't that bad, considering this is a city of almost 3 million people. But the flip side of that, I suppose, is that in a city of 3 million people, someone is bound to shoot their eye out (or somehow injure themself) with a bottle cork. And that of course begs the question: How many of those 49 fun-hogs actually injured themselves with a fucking bottle cork!? I'd just love to be a fly on the wall for that one ... Push, POW! Oh shit, sorry honey. Honey? Oh fuck, there goes Christmas Eve!


Anonymous Anonymous said...

my dad gave mom a black eye with the cork when he was opening champagne once.

I saw it!


11:46 PM  
Blogger Travelburro said...

Damn, dude, that's not cool. Whose fault was it?

2:46 AM  

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